Donald Trump's Checkers Speech
Channeling his inner Richard Nixon
“One other thing I probably should tell you, because if I don't they'll probably be saying this about me, too. We did get something, a gift, long after the election. A man down in Florida heard Melania on the radio mention the fact that our five youngsters would like to have an airplane. And believe it or not, the day before we’re leaving on this Middle East trip we got a message from the post office saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was? It was a little Boeing 747 airplane, in a crate that the Royal family of Qatar had sent all the way from Al Wajba Palace in Doha. It’s all white with a blue undercarriage and our little girl Tiffany, the 31 year old, named it Indigobird. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the plane, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it.”
Mea Culpa
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